A conversation that happened not even five minutes ago between my friend Adler and I:
Adler: My mother met a nice Jewish guy that she thinks might be perfect for you.
Me: Really? Because seriously, after I called your house at 3am by mistake I was pretty certain your mom hated me. I guess I was correct?
Adler: Nonsense. She doesn't hate you. She says that this guy happens to be really nice. He's 32 years old, a real estate developer living in central Florida.
Me: Wow! 32, out of state, and single! Bestill my lucky stars!
Adler: Shut up, who knows? Maybe he's been very involved in his career for the past few years. Anyways, my mom met his mom and they all think it could be a good match. Oh, and he's willing to move to Boston if it works out.
Me: You've. Got. To. Be. Fucking. Kidding. Me. Has my life really come to this? Is my dating life so pathetic that even your mom pities me?
Adler: Fuck you. I'm giving him your e-mail address. Try to be nice.
And people wonder why I drink so much........
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dude...who needs jdate when you have adina AND her mom looking out for you????
not to mention this guy's mom???
I personally think it sounds quite promising.
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