At a weekend bachlorette party, my friend Shelbs informed me that she would like to start drinking scotch. After practically wetting myself with excitment over having a friend under the age of 50 to drink scotch with, I gave her a few lessons on the nuances of single malt versus blended whiskey. I also mentioned that when I first starting drinking scotch that I was pleasantly surprised at the immediate street cred I received from good looking men with fancy jobs.
This afternoon I received this e-mail:
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To: Pahkcah02
From: Shelbs
Re: 'Cue
....Also, let me tell you something. I have finally found the perfect pick-up line. "I'll have a Glenlivet on the rocks, please. No, no. The 12 is fine." As soon as the words came out of my mouth last night, the guy next to me was like "That sounds good." Then, when he switched, he and his friend bought us a round. And we were making out by the end of the night.
Thanks Pahkcah02!
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There you go, folks. I can't say this scenario has ever happened to me, but apparently scotch is more effective than JDate, Match, or e-Harmony. To quote Anchorman: "scotch, scotch, scotch, in my belly. Down it goes"....
About Me
- pahkcah02
- Boston, Massachusetts, United States
- I am a 28 year old sales rep who spends most of the day working out of a "virtual" office, which in reality is actually my bedroom. I started this blog because I've always enjoyed writing and having people actually read my blog is the ultimate ego-boost. I originally started off on MySpace but recently decided to join the "big leagues" here on Blogger. For the most part, I'm your typical scotch-drinking, potty-mouthed nice Jewish girl living in the suburbs of the greatest city in the history of western civilization, Boston, Massachusetts. I first left my area code during college, when I interened at a dotcom in London. You'd think that after meeting all sorts of interesting people from diverse cultures that I would become some type of open-minded intellectual. Completely fed up with whiny Euro-trash, upon my return to Boston I quickly became a registered Republican - I haven't looked back since. I like to write about everything from "global warming" to quirky travel stories to one hit wonders recorded in the 1990's. If you'd like to comment that's fine, so long as you're not an asshole about it. Thanks for stopping by.
1 comment:
Move over Patti Stanger!
We've got the South Shore Matchmaker now!
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