Friday, February 27, 2009

Casual Friday Humor

Schwartz, Cohen and Ginsburg were all close friends since
childhood. They decided they wanted to go into business
together.

Schwartz says, "OK! I'll invest $100,000."
Cohen says, "I will go for $200,000".
Ginsburg says, "All right, I'll put in $1,000."

Cohen says, "If I'm putting in $200,000, I'll be the President
and CEO of the corporation. You, Schwartz, for your $100,000,
you can be Vice President and CFO, and Ginsburg, for your $1,000,
you will be our Sexual Adviser."

Puzzled, Ginsburg asks Cohen, "What is a Sexual Adviser?"

Cohen replies, "When we want your fucking advice, we'll ask for it."

1 comment:

Montreal Mama said...

Very cute. I'll share this one with my dad, he'll get a kick out of it.